IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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