Whats the glycemic index on semen?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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