Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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