it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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