the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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