Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I want you more than these girls want KFC
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
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