just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
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if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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