This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
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Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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