Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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