you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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