It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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