You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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