Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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