Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Ladies don't puke and tell
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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