Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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