no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
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He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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