why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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