Are we in a gay sports bar?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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