wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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