to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
i need some magic done to my vagina
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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