dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
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Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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