I think my vagina is haunted
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
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I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
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I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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