I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
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He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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