Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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