I wanna bring you to show and tell
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
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...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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