if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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