Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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