i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
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Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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