And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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