What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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