Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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