I wish i was in the wii world.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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