I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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