The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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