Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
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