I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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