I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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