come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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