i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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