im gay
i know
yea but for you.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
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At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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