just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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