I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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