We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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