ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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