I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
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Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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