Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
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I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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