i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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