never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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