Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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