Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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